THINGS IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO BE
- non binary
THINGS IT IS NOT OKAY TO BE
- an asshole
- a goose
this post wasn’t even about social justice it was about my hatred of geese
"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee."
They may be called the Palace Guard, the City Guard, or the Patrol. Whatever the name, their purpose in any work of heroic fantasy is identical: it is, round about Chapter Three (or ten minutes into the film) to rush into the room, attack the hero one at a time, and be slaughtered. No one ever asks them if they wanted to.
This book is dedicated to those fine men.
- Terry Pratchett, “Guards! Guards!”
What even causes this reaction?
IDK EITHER BUT I’D LIKE TO THINK IT’S EXCITEMENT
my itunes library
I just located this on page 1700 of my likes
Here is our cunt of the day….
Do you even clitorus, bro?